3D Email [pictures]

A company wants to turn email into a 3D video game.

The game plays out in this sequence:

1. New email meets the Bouncer (spam filter) at the entrance...



2. ... takes a cooling, disinfecting shower...



3. ...then takes the plunge into your inbox...



4. ... and swims until you read it.



5. Once read, they hang out poolside...



6. ... until you move them to a cabana (mailbox).



7. Spam gets sent to the beach to await their fate...



8. ... at the jaws of the Great White Sharks.



What a useless idea.