RE: your auditing software is going to wind you up in jail

[Joe Smith-10]

This spam was viable on GMANE's gmane.lnux.debian.devel.legal list.
It like many other spam's is using something not unlike a markov chain
system to generate the content.

But this one is fairly amusing.
Apparently the program is upset that Youtube has much content, is not
promoting Alan Cox.

Apparently there is not one video that the software could find on youtube
that contains Alan Cox.
Furthermore it seems to have a problem with YouTube's auditing software.

Apparently that software may be promoting child pornography (possibly
viololent child pronography).
It also seems to have pissed in the program's ear.

Further apparently Alan Cox only speaks Welsh, and is employed by Creative
labs as a reverse engineer.

It is almost fully coherent, and makes a strange sort of sense, which is
quite surprising for autogenerated spam.

I'm not sure about the reason for the spam, but it contains only

it was sent to copyright@..., debian-legal@...,
gstreamer-devel@...,
and "."@lists.debian.org


ORIGINAL:

>YOU.
>
>`Alan Cox` a LEAD DEVELOPER OF LINUX OS KERNEL AND REVERSE ENGINEER Of
>Creative Labs Inc, USA
>
>I GET:
>
>SOME POSER CRAP PISSING IN MY EAR.
>
>WHY YOU HAVE OTHER "DEAD ACTS" ON  YOUR YOUTUBE, YET
>
>ALAN COX
>
>A BRILLIANT LINUX OS DEVELOPER THERE IS NOT ONE MULTIMEDIA CONTENT.
>
>IN MY OPINION, COPYLEFT GROUPS SHOULD SUE THE BAJEEZUZ OUT OF YOU.
>
>YET YOU STILL RUN LINUX OS TO RUN YOUR NETWORKS.
>
>YOU DO NOT EVEN HAVE THE GRACE TO TWEAK YOUR AUDITING SOFTWARE SO THAT I DO
>NOT GET:
>
>failed metal . california . com (ineedtogetlaid.com) SCREAMING/PISSING IN
>MY
>EAR PROBLY FOR SOME NON-GOVERNMENTAL STUPID EAR/NOSE/THROAT WHITE COLLAR
>CRIME CONTRACT THAT PAYS ALOT OF NON-INDIVIDUALISTS FOR THE BIG
>MTV.COMSHABANG.
>
>you are pitiful.
>
>to not even have ONE VIDEO OF THIS GREAT MAN AN Alan Cox from Scotland who
>HID AND SPOKE WELSCH TO STAY AWAY FROM SCUMBAGS PROBABLY AROUND 2003...no
>English, just Welsch.
>
>I'M ASSUMING THAT WOULD DISRUPT YOUR GRAPE JUICE CONTRACT?
>
>I HOPE AND PRAY COPYLEFT LEGAL ORGANISATIONS SEND YOU MASSIVE USPS LETTERS
>DEMANDING YOU EITHER BE MORE CIVIL, HUMANE, AND GRACEFUL -or- FILE IN A
>COURT OF LAW, LAWSUITS REGARDING YOUR SELF AUDITING SOFTWARE PROMOTING
>ILLEGAL, UNDERAGE IN COMPLIANCE WITH UNITED STATES LAWS - PORNOGRAPHY -
>WHETHER SOFT/HARD/SUBLIMINAL - OR VIOLENT.
>
>You have the decency to show really good material, some even hard to find
>ANYWHERE - even at independent media centers probably anywhere - YET you do
>not have the decency to PROMOTE someone WHO LABORED so that YOUR NETWORK OS
>MIGHT RUN.
>
>God Bless Alan Cox, and God Bless the USPS, and God Bless the Judge who
>finds  you.
>
>Sincerely,
>
>Lance ONeal Lassetter
>PO BOX 136
>608 FRANCIS AVE #4 LA
>STERLINGTON LA
>71280

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[Pigeon-4]

On Thu, Aug 30, 2007 at 06:35:42PM -0400, Joe Smith wrote:

> This spam was viable on GMANE's gmane.lnux.debian.devel.legal list.
> It like many other spam's is using something not unlike a markov chain
> system to generate the content.
>
> But this one is fairly amusing.
> Apparently the program is upset that Youtube has much content, is not
> promoting Alan Cox.
>
> Apparently there is not one video that the software could find on youtube
> that contains Alan Cox.
> Furthermore it seems to have a problem with YouTube's auditing software.
>
> Apparently that software may be promoting child pornography (possibly
> viololent child pronography).
> It also seems to have pissed in the program's ear.
>
> Further apparently Alan Cox only speaks Welsh, and is employed by Creative
> labs as a reverse engineer.
>
> It is almost fully coherent, and makes a strange sort of sense, which is
> quite surprising for autogenerated spam.
>
> I'm not sure about the reason for the spam, but it contains only
>
> it was sent to copyright@..., debian-legal@...,
> gstreamer-devel@...,
> and "."@lists.debian.org

I don't think it is Markovian spam. I think it is a genuine human fruitcake.

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[Joe Smith-10]

"Pigeon" <pigeon@...> wrote in message
news:20070831031951.GH2439@......

>I don't think it is Markovian spam. I think it is a genuine human
>fruitcake.



Really? The mixed case, and other features seem to imply spam to me, but I
would not completely rule out the possibility of a real person.

However, a few parts seem to have some classical Markovian gramatical errors
and subject shifts.



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