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by Sean Breheny
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Maybe POS means "Piece of S***"? ;)
It is amazing how these job ads are nothing but a collection of
buzz-words thrown together in (semi)grammatically correct sentences.
Really reminds me of the Dilbert Mission Statement Generator!
I'll have to remember to "think outside the square"!!!
Sean
On Sun, Jun 28, 2009 at 9:01 PM, cdb<colin@...> wrote:
> Apparently this job requires me to either; 1) Kill customers or 2)
> Kill shop assistants by product placement.
>
> This is an advert for a company that requires a Merchandiser for
> Microsoft Mobile products.
>
> ' You would be required to proactively execute on POS through
> exceptional merchandising practices '
>
> Grandma will be spinning too.
>
> ' As well as being able to work autonomously, be proactive and you
> must be able to think outside the square in presenting solutions to
> your retailers, and approach every day with a tenacious and passionate
> attitude representative of your out-going personality.'
>
> I really need to go back to school so that I too could be eduficumated
> in proper ingleesh like wot iz tort nar ain't it?
>
> Colin
>
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> cdb, on 29/06/2009
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It is amazing how these job ads are nothing but a collection of
buzz-words thrown together in (semi)grammatically correct sentences.
Really reminds me of the Dilbert Mission Statement Generator!
I'll have to remember to "think outside the square"!!!
Sean
On Sun, Jun 28, 2009 at 9:01 PM, cdb<colin@...> wrote:
> Apparently this job requires me to either; 1) Kill customers or 2)
> Kill shop assistants by product placement.
>
> This is an advert for a company that requires a Merchandiser for
> Microsoft Mobile products.
>
> ' You would be required to proactively execute on POS through
> exceptional merchandising practices '
>
> Grandma will be spinning too.
>
> ' As well as being able to work autonomously, be proactive and you
> must be able to think outside the square in presenting solutions to
> your retailers, and approach every day with a tenacious and passionate
> attitude representative of your out-going personality.'
>
> I really need to go back to school so that I too could be eduficumated
> in proper ingleesh like wot iz tort nar ain't it?
>
> Colin
>
> --
> cdb, on 29/06/2009
>
>
>
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