Nabble - Tibberton United

Re: Queens........................

2006-12-12T02:23:20Z

COMPLETE benders,

well done boys

Re: Queens........................

2006-12-10T01:46:21Z

......absolutely raging......and i don't mean the torrent..

Queens........................

2006-12-07T06:23:36Z

.....

Re: test

2006-12-07T06:15:23Z

...icle...

test

2006-11-25T03:32:48Z

test

directions to chalford's pitch

2006-11-14T09:42:41Z

head on stroud to cirencester road as we did last week. turn left at the same turning, signposted eastcombe, bussage, bisley. at the top of the hill is thomas keble school and eastcombe's football pitch, we drove by this last week, BUT instead of carrying straight on, turn right. carry on til you reach fourways garage and go straight on at a crossroads. go down the hill and back up again, then turn left at a crossroads. bear left at a junction, this brings you to chalford's ground. the address is chalford sports and social club, highfield way, chalford hill.

Re: Lets save nabble

2006-11-09T06:39:08Z

yeah, well said. It's a great forum and should be cherished. Like I cherish Mikey...

Re: amazing....

2006-11-09T06:36:58Z

lords

Re: amazing....

2006-11-09T04:35:38Z

she could well be the one. i think may purchase the slimy snails calendar 2006, a bargain at £2!

http://www.slimy-snails.co.uk/images/calendar%20cover.bmp

Re: amazing....

2006-11-08T09:12:11Z

snail, i think if you pursue this girl you may well find true love..

unless its your own website written under a pen-name!

..in which case you'll still probably find love, just more of the vern kind..

amazing....

2006-11-08T04:41:30Z

what a great website...

http://www.slimy-snails.co.uk

Re: Lets save nabble

2006-11-07T10:20:03Z

top idea, i like this forum better.
let's get it up and running again and be a bit more discreet about yer conduct all you wrong uns out there!

Lets save nabble

2006-11-07T05:47:39Z

Now the dust has settled lets try the original nabble again, i miss it!!

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2006-07-06T03:11:13Z

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Re: Bored at home....create your own zoo.....

2006-05-22T10:02:07Z

If you really love me, do something like ' Bored at work...create your own zoo...'. Please?

Website

2006-05-21T02:17:11Z

I've updated the website, why not take a look.

Re: pig olympics...

2006-05-14T17:19:47Z

amazing, pig lowe is great at svinoball

The secret wedding photo

2006-05-11T03:08:55Z

I've found it after all this time....

pig olympics...

2006-05-10T07:01:35Z

fire engine

2006-05-04T05:28:38Z

A fireman is polishing his fire engine outside the fire station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red cart with little ladders hung on the side and garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The little girl is wearing a fireman's helmet and has the cart tied to a dog and a cat.

The fire-fighter walks over to take a closer look, 'that's a lovely fire engine,' he says admiringly.

'Thanks,' says the little girl.

The fireman looks closer and notices the little girl has tied one of the cart's strings to the dog's collar and one to the cat's testicles.

'Little colleague,' says the fire-fighter, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your fire engine, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could probably go a lot faster.'

The little girl pauses for a moment, looks at the wagon, at the dog and at the cat, then up at the fireman and says 'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a f**king siren, would I?'

A Great Murder... (text only)

2006-05-04T05:28:11Z

In 1994 at the annual awards dinner given for Forensic Science,AAFS.
The President Dr Don Harter Mills astounded his audience with legal complications of a bizarre death.

On March 23, 1994 a medical officer examined the body of Ronald Opus.
He concluded that Mr Opus had died as a result of a shotgun wound to the head.
Mr Opus had jumped from the top of a ten strory building intending to commit suicide. He had left a note to the effect indicating his despondency.
As he fell past the ninth floor his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast passing through a window, which killed him instantly.
Neither the shooter nor the the deceased was aware that a safety net had been installed just below the eighth floor level to protect some building workers and that Ronald Opus would not have been able to complete his suicide the way he had planned.
Orinarily a person who sets out to commit suicide and ultimately succeeds, even though the mechanism might not be what he intended, is still defined as committing suicide.
The fact that Mr Opus was shot on the way to certain death, but probably would not have been successful because of the safety net, caused the medical examiner to feel that he had a homicide on his hands.
In the room on the ninth floor, where the shotgun blast eminated, was occupied by an elderly couple.
They were arguing vigorously and the husband was threatening the wife with a shotgun. The husband was so upset that when he pulled the trigger he missed his wife and the pellets went through the window striking Mr Opus in the head, on his way down.
When one intends to kill a subject “A” but kills subject “B’ by mistake one is guilty of murder of subject “B”
When confronted with the charge of murder the old man and his wife were adamant and both said that they thought the gun was unloaded.
The old man explained that it was a long-standing habit to threaten his wife with an un-loaded shotgun during the course of their arguments. He had no intention to murder her.
Therefore the killing of Mr Opus appeared to be an unfortunate accident; that is, if the gun had been accidently loaded.
The continuing investigation turned up a witness who saw the old couple’s son loading the shotgun about six weeks prior to the argument and fatal shooting.
It transpired that the old lady had cut off her son’s financial support and the son, knowing the ponpensity of his father to use the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that his Father would shoot his Mother.
Since the loader of the gun, was aware of this, he was guilty of murder even though he didn’t actually pull the trigger.
The case now becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of Ronald Opus.
Now comes the exquisit twist.
Further investigations revealed that the son was in fact, Ronald Opus.
He had become increasingly despondent over the failure of his attempt to engineer his Mother’s murder on March 23rd 1994 he went to the the top of the ten story building and jumped off, only to be killed by a shotgun blast through the ninth story window.
The son had actually murdered himself.

A True Story.

Boris V Germany...

2006-05-04T02:46:30Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWIUp19bBoA

Re: Tibberton Top Trumps

2006-04-28T13:18:22Z

that is THE actual funniest thing i've ever seen...
first time i've shed a tear on the forum..except when vern complained about gettin subbed..

Young Scott Payne and his nan...

2006-04-28T08:25:58Z

Re: Tibberton Top Trumps

2006-04-28T05:01:58Z

that is cocking fantastic!!! well done manlord.

Tibberton Top Trumps

2006-04-28T04:50:21Z

Early signs that you are gay...

2006-04-25T08:26:26Z

Re: TRAINING KIT ,IMPORTANT!

2006-04-25T02:12:09Z

i've just read what the colonel put, i'll tell him to take take it off, it's a load of cobblers.

Re: TRAINING KIT ,IMPORTANT!

2006-04-24T12:47:44Z

you truly are a lord. which manger did you hear from? i didnt know they could speak. lucky i'm the manager eh?

End of season doo...

2006-04-24T03:38:20Z

Hi all,

Right, here are the options:

Cheltenham or Gloucester

Friday Night or Saturday night

Curry, Chinese or other

What do you all reckon?

Oi Snail....

2006-04-23T11:28:17Z

Re: TRAINING KIT ,IMPORTANT!

2006-04-23T10:35:05Z

Hi Kip, thanks for this. Personally I'm OK (ordered an xxl) , hopefully we'll get a decent turnout on thursday so kip cN BE DISCUSSED. I HAVE ALSO HEARD FROM THE MANGER THAT THURSDAYS TRAINING IS GONNA BE NAKED as this is what Dan wants. Hope that's ok with everyone.

oh yeah, looks like Dursley have been promioted with us, booo.

i\m pissed, burp.

TRAINING KIT ,IMPORTANT!

2006-04-21T15:26:16Z

Hi Chaps ,hope the weekend in blackpool went well and you all managed to stay clear of the gay bars ! ,is penny still alive? he looked bad enough on thursday and he'd only been to work.

I went to order the kit today ,but did not under the advice of Tim Harris owner of the company (glos city boss) He said we really need to re think the size selection with
regards to those who have requested "Mediums" whether it be the jackets or the kit. He tells me they come up quite small! and are not like english sizes, we should be going for large or XL.in both.

I dont want you guys to end up with small kit ( theres a joke there somewhere!)
and wasting your cash. So I going to try and pick up extra samples in medium and large just so we can be certain,and finally get this stuff ordered!!!

So for the last session on thurs can we get a good turn out, so as to try the kit again(sorry but we must be sure) ,if you cant make ,I will make an excecutive desicion
and order large for previous mediums.

You can contact me via Dan if you like with regards to this.

Re: league table

2006-04-20T17:02:25Z

i aint got a link yet mate, stub, vern, snail, bense and scotty p are the ones to ask.
we're all off to blackpool tomoz for penny's stag do..
all sven can recall about his is lying in the flowers waiting for a taxi..
such a petal child..

Re: league table

2006-04-19T16:10:18Z

DJ, please email me the new web address mate as you cant put it on here.